February 2010
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From Tiger to Toyoda: Why Do Men Keep Apologizing?... →
“Women are more likely than men to apologize when they’re only partially to blame. They even say sorry when they’re not at all at fault, as a way of expressing empathy. For men, an admission of a mistake has always been a little more fraught, tinged as it is with an acknowledgment of weakness. Therefore, the more alpha the male, the more difficult the fessing up.” So sad,...
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“Loving you was easy
Playin’ by the rules
But you said love tastes so much...”
– James Morrison
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Dear Flu,
I am SO over you. You were immediately replaced by Sinus Infection but I am quickly getting over that as well. You both suck and the only good to come from either of you was that Hot Toddy and an excuse to sleep all day.
Get out of my life! Tiffany
“Every rose has its thorn, just like every night has its dawn; Just like every...”
– Poison
“It’s sweaty in Miami, but the diamonds will keep me cool.”
– Lil’ Kim
Weekend Madness Number Three, Miami Edition.
After my weekend I am left with the following conclusions:
1. Italian Coffees at 4 am - NOT the smartest idea; especially when you haven’t even been to bed yet.
2. Miami has the best food. Being the food snob that I am, I can honestly say I have yet to have a bad meal down south. Revisited A La Folie for the best crepes ever. Best sushi of my life on Lincold Rd. and what better way to top...
Who I Miss
dearoldlove:
I don’t miss you. I miss the you who would never have done this to me.
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Chick Rules to Abide By, Volume 2.
There are men and there are boys. Men accept the fact that women are equally smart, equally fitted to do anything a man can do.
Boys are threatened. Boys mistake confidence for arrogance.
Ladies, let that be their mistake. Keep the men, kick the boys to the curb.
RIP Sir McQueen. you were a special & an untimely... →
I am with you, fellow Tiff. Great loss.
(via rosewithwords)
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Chick Rules to Abide By, Volume 1.
Do not buy articles of clothing for a guy unless:
A. you plan to marry the guy .
or
B. you are totally cool seeing some other chick after you rockin’ what you spent good money on.
Polk school district to give iPods to some parents... →
Good ‘ol Polk County. How about spending that $350,000 of stimulus money on education or maybe even raising awareness for disabilities …
Marilyn. →
Charlie Wilson Dead: Texas Congressman Was Hero Of... →
Good Time Charlie shall party no more …
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Why Parents Drink.
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Dad’. With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I...
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I have this dream ...
So I have this re-occuring dream. I mean, I have several, but this one seems adamant about making a daily - or nightly - appearance.
I am wearing a tailored suit - Chanel. I have long auburn hair, red pumps and red lipstick. I am standing on the steps of a big courthouse. There is a fleet of photographers and news reporters. I am smiling with satisfaction. I am celebrating.
It is my first public...
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Super Bowl Humor.
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
“No,” he says, “The seat is empty.”
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?”
He...
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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars … See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom … Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three...
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Weekend Madness Number Two.
After my weekend I am left with the following conclusions:
1. I was reminded how incredibly awesome Dr. Seuss is.
2. Without coffee in the morning, I am a nightmare.
3. I can make a mean green eggs & ham - so I hear. Eating it would go against my vegetarian efforts.
4. I am fluent in celebrity gossip and when playing “Guess the celebrity baby” I can kick some major butt.
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stupid boy.
well she was precious like a flower she grew wild wild but innocent perfect prayer in a desperate hour she was everything beautiful and different stupid boy you can’t fence that in stupid boy it’s like holding back the wind she let her heart and soul right in your hands and you stole her every dream and you crushed her plans she never even knew she had a choice and that’s what...
Turkish Girl Buried Alive For Talking To Boys →
This is just awful. If it was an ‘honor killing’ then why would the family report her missing instead of being so proud of their ‘honor killing’? I am certainly not justifying what they did. It’s outrageous and horrific, but if you do something in the name of honor you should be proud of it. These people deserve to be buried alive for what they did. I respect other...
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Rodney Smith. →
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People Tree - The Fair Trade fashion pioneer →
Shipping soon to the U.S.!!! Sooo excited!
“I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.”
– Mae West 